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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:32
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No go.
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So they tried
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Still no good
No way
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
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Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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